Jessica: There is this man with an eye patch on the train. Either he is secretly a pirate or a serial killer. Can't tell. Oh and its just the two of us in this cart...
Jill: If you don't respond to this text in the next 5 minutes, I'll know which one he is he is....
Jill: ok. man Larry is on Facebook. I should Facebook chat him.
Jessica: yeah be like, hey buddy good luck.. and have a Pirates of the Caribbean inside joke, because he's going to the Caribbean.
Jill: HAHAHAHAH. Be like, don't get kidnapped by pirates
Jessica: yeah and do a little chuckle... maybe even a courtesy laugh at the sad attempt of an inside joke.
Jill: LOL. that's possibly one of the greatest lines you ever had
Jill: So my car keeps showing these signs. I have no idea what they mean.
Jessica: What do they look like?
Jill: I don't know. One legit looks like a fish bowl with two fishes kissing and other one looks like the rear of my car is shooting out flames of fire
Jessica: What the fuck.
Jessica: We need men
Jill: 2012...make it happen.
Jill: So, Mitch Facebook messaged me.
Jessica: What he say?
Jill: Asking about work...I think he is mad that I didn't tell him I accepted the job
Jessica: What did you say?
Jessica: Weren't you guys supposed to go out for dinner?
Jill: I told him I was busy and forgot....and yes we were "supposed to"
Jill: I feel like that's going to be the next thing he asks me
Jessica: When's that going to happen?
Jill: Next year...when I start my real job in the company cafeteria
Jessica: Make a joke and be like yeah we can get lunch at work and when he laughs be like "I'm serious"
Jessica: I'm waiting for her to apologize
Jessica: but in the words of the great One Republic "it's too late to apologize"
Jill: I know you are dead serious, but that was pretty fucking funny.
Jessica: I think he likes you
Jill: Avoid Avoid Avoid
Jessica: You know you want him. When do you work with him next?
Jill: I think Tuesday...fuck I work Tuesday through Saturday
Jessica: Christmas Eve?
Jessica: Son of a bitch
Jessica: Maybe if you start sleeping with him you would get better hours.....I mean
Jill: So, Kevin is planning to have a holiday party at his place.
Jessica: Well, there you go.
Jessica: Single for the holidays? Nothing catches the eye of that one cutie at any holiday party like wearing a cute outfit.
Jessica: Dating tips are the worst.
Jill: Stop quoting Yahoo Shine.
Jessica: Wow they just called me into work right now...
Jill: Lol wtf, why would you answer?
Jessica: : Haha I was taking a nap so I answered all groggy like. She was like are you sleeping? I'm like no I don't feel well bahaha
Jill: Hahah that's the worst
Jessica: Brownie points for taking naps, yah?
Jill: And you make fun of me for taking naps....but 10 points for Gryffindor
Jessica: An extra 20 for not going into work AND napping boom house cup bitches.
Jill: Damn shit got real at Hogwarts....
Jill: So, Samantha texted me.
Jessica: Ew what did that "thing" say?
Jill: She asked for my zip code....I ingored it.